I have a feeling this is going to become more of a game for Mom and Dad and not for our kids. I've been thinking all day of creative ideas on where this little twerp will end up and in what compromising situation -- who does that? Apparently it runs in my family because my sister has traumatized her kids so badly over the past two years that they now refuse to sleep alone the entire month of December. Now although I don't plan on taking it quite that far (this year) -- I do plan to make this tradition an exciting and fun one for the entire family!
Anyhow, here are my top 5 ideas shared by others for your Elf On The Shelf... As you'll find, most of them aren't kid appropriate, go figure! Lets call this the "adult version"...
Santa demoted him from last year so he's decided to drown his sorrows in some vino to forget about it. Clearly Elf can't deal with life either and needs some Paxil like the majority of the world.
If only the little twerp would listen. They told him to stay out of the toy box, but his curiosity got the best of him and now he's stuck in a showdown.
Barbie thought he was being nice by offering to drive her home in her pink corvette... little did she know Elf had ulterior motives.
With Justin Timberlake by his side, this elf sure knows how to deliver a present "in a box".
Want to know WHY Santa demoted him last year? A good assistant never slacks off and plays pranks while at the office.