I know I had a lot of them, and most likely enjoyed their company, as a kid. However, as an adult, they freak me the hell out! I woke up this morning with this burly beast staring at me... Now tell me how YOU would react?
Mr. Elephant has eyes the size of my entire head and when they are staring at you, it's kind of hard to concentrate on much else. Most days he just exists as innocent by-stander who just soaks in the chaos and mayhem that has become of our lives. But sometimes I wonder what he is thinking...
"Is this asshole judging me?" It gets even better when I start angrily talking back to him AS IF he really is in conversation with me. "Do you think this parenting thing is simple? I wasn't given a manual, we're you?" --- Clearly I need to get out more.
I feel like I'm Greg Focker from Meet the Parents and stuck in baby-cam hell! I will admit that when K isn't around, he gets placed face down into the bed -- just to make sure.