I will admit, my mind hasn't always been 100% on point. However, since having kids, I'm lucky if it's in the game at least 10% of the time. Lately I have found myself scratching my head at some of the things I've found myself doing. I think I've officially checked out and entered la-la land. Which if I may say, isn't all that bad of a place to be sometimes.
four bottles of conditioner.
Okay. Why do I consistently run out of shampoo before conditioner? I use them both daily and it seems as if I use the same amount of each, so I'm stumped. I swear I have a back-stock of at least four bottles of conditioner.
In addition, for some random reason the last two trips to purchase my shampoo and conditioner have resulted in follow-up trips because the initial run I purchased two conditioners and zero shampoo. I can understand making this mistake once, but twice?!?! This has added significantly to my already existent back-stock and to an outsider it would seem as if I have a "conditioner problem".
In addition, for some random reason the last two trips to purchase my shampoo and conditioner have resulted in follow-up trips because the initial run I purchased two conditioners and zero shampoo. I can understand making this mistake once, but twice?!?! This has added significantly to my already existent back-stock and to an outsider it would seem as if I have a "conditioner problem".
the sock fairy.
Who is this asshole and how come he keeps making an appearance in my house?!? I lose at least 60% of my socks, I promise you. My husband hasn't lost one in five years. He has the plain white tube socks that could easily be looked over and mine, well.... they aren't that discreet. How is it that I end up with this in my sock drawer....
my to-don't list.
Like many of you, I have a never ending to-do list. I'm one of those people that doesn't have 328 post-it's -- instead I prefer the one massive on-going list. For those of you that have been following me long enough, you know that I'm a tad neurotic about this list. So much so that it holds a special place on my nightstand for those late/mid night mind racing panic moments to where if I don't write it down, it's forever lost.
Anyhow, I digress...
When I start a new list at the beginning of each week (or two), it NEVER fails that at least one or two things get carried over from last week. Now, this would't be an issue if it weren't something that had been carried over from the week before and the week before that. Why not just DO IT ALREADY?!?!? Clearly this item doesn't have priority.
At this rate "Start your diet" may be checked off sometime in 2016? Oh well...sometimes you just have to let some of your list go -- you simply can't do it all.
Ellen seems to say it best. I'm choosing to play with my inner-child today so the to-don't list can wait another day... (Jump to 6:15 on the video below and ENJOY!!!)
Anyhow, I digress...
When I start a new list at the beginning of each week (or two), it NEVER fails that at least one or two things get carried over from last week. Now, this would't be an issue if it weren't something that had been carried over from the week before and the week before that. Why not just DO IT ALREADY?!?!? Clearly this item doesn't have priority.
At this rate "Start your diet" may be checked off sometime in 2016? Oh well...sometimes you just have to let some of your list go -- you simply can't do it all.
Ellen seems to say it best. I'm choosing to play with my inner-child today so the to-don't list can wait another day... (Jump to 6:15 on the video below and ENJOY!!!)
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